bruh just believe a bruh

yes, this stuff happens to me on the daily occasion . no, I can’t make this stuff up

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TO MAKE YOU SMILE OR LAUGH OR BOTH:

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I’m morbidly exhausted, and stressed. For the most part, I’ve survived Freshman year, it only costed me a few limbs. I’m going to dedicate this to me. This is a tribute to all the embarrassing things that have happened to me at school, the ones I can think of in half an hour.

  1. I have this group project due with a few classmates, let’s just say that as a group, we suck. I fleshed out my anger by writing it out, on an assignment, which I didn’t turn in. Turns out, the teacher had access to the document the whole time! I WAS VERMILLION RED. He found it, I was wonderfully exposed and now I can’t look at him in the eye. To make matters worse, I found this twitter called KanyeFeel and the first tweet, “What you say about me says more about you.” Ouch.

 

2. I was skipping a class, ONCE ONE TIME PEOPLE, and me being a goody two shoes ended up sulking in the bathroom for 90 minutes. It sucked but Big Sean dropped his album the same day so it made my afternoon enjoyable. Also, I felt guilty. My sister asked me “Angie, have you ever skipped a class?” My first reaction? “Who called?” only for her to confess that she has skipped LIKE A LOT. SHES LIKE 3. HAHAHHA.

3. ¬†One time, Angiesunbeams liked a guy. So much so, that she did the splits for him. HSSGHGAGHA that sounds weird. Anyways, she thought she was flexible, turns out the pants weren’t! In conclusion, her 4th grade class weren’t allowed to watch Fantastic Mr.Fox. Plot twist : After 5 years, the same dude, ended up getting accepted into my high school program. Can’t even look at him.

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4. Another time, same year, same school, she decided to go for flexible round2, and that’s where Angiesunbeams realized that she was afraid of heights. Yup. She didn’t get off the jungle gym until after school. And I mean, after school. The teacher who got me down should have gotten paid for extra hours.

5. I totally copied my 6th grade Michael Phelps article from Biography.com, Protip, only amateurs click the first link.

6. In the 2nd grade, I was already quite a writer. I was sent down to the vice principal’s office for having stellar word choice to describe ice cream and toppings.

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Side note: This will always be my favorite meme, it will always be funny to me oops!

7. I shut down the school store in the 3rd grade for stealing a girl’s smelly bookmarks (Smelly as in I could eat the bookmarks, not smelly sock smelly) and selling them for like $20. I actually made cash, I’m flabbergasted.

That’s all I can think of for now, can guarantee there is more. IM SUCH AN INSTIGATER.

Also, this is me trying to make you smile.

L8r dudes!

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Author: Angie

Joker with a tan face

17 thoughts on “bruh just believe a bruh”

  1. Tbh i think telling a decent audience ( or at least your classmates with the whole blog pyramid thing) helps rid you of some of the embarrassment. now as i say this i am in no way shape or form ever going to tell ANYONE about some of my stories from middle school.Its a whole lot of *CRINGE*

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    1. I feel that as an extent but I often use these things as stories because for people that know me personally, they know that these situations I find myself in ONLY happen to me. I also don’t embarrass easily, most of the time I call myself right after it happens.

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  2. Throw back with the Kim Possible gif xD LMAO this was soooo funny. The Twitter meme I didn’t get at first but then I totally got it. I laughed out load. Your experiences are so funny while I like to play it safe. If you’re safe then you can’t mess up.

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